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Weir'd
Dreams
Dream
days. You know the sort of thing. Easy to conjure up in your grey cubicle,
the one you got to choose when the office layout was being decided. You
chose it because it was nearest the window and, if you stretch a little,
you can see the sky.
If
you crane your neck you might even glimpse a tree or two. That's all you need
to start off with, a glimpse of green and blue
..
You
would get up ridiculously early, dead easy 'cos it's a dream. It's late July
so let's say 3:30am. Noiselessly load the car with the small amount of fishing
tackle and the vast amount of inflatable boat and engine and anchor and stuff
that you'll need to reach your favourite Thames weir. The drive really is
a dream! The car floats through the streets unhindered by the ant-farm reality
of the weekday rush hour. Your strength of purpose seems to force the traffic
lights to green all the way. Maybe in the week it's your reluctance to go
to work that turns them red.
At
the boat ramp the Thames is silent. No pleasure boats or joggers. No kids
on bikes or shouts of "hey mister, give us a go on yer boat!". Just
a silky flow beneath a deep grey-white smoky river mist. You have your head
in the clouds.
The
Zodiac inflates quickly and there are no signs of any slow punctures which
could interrupt your day. It's highly disturbing if you have to break off
from your dream every 15 minutes or so to frantically pump air into the tubes.
You launch smoothly and the trusty (or should that be rusty?) outboard fires
up first time. Let it run for 5 minutes to warm up; no great hassle as you
can set up the rods while you're waiting.
First
the Orvis Saltrodder 9wt. Not the flashiest rod you own but maybe your
favourite. This rod gets a Teeny 350 line and an Al's Eel.
A
good set up for the deeper areas. If the going is slow you can twitch
this fly along just above the bottom at water-snail pace. But this morning
it's not going to be slow is it? So stop messing about and set up the
8wt RPLXi. This gets the clear intermediate and a Conker. The Conker is
your shamelessly adapted Bunny Bug. Tied in exactly the same way but with
racoon zonkers. In the water Conkers look twice the size of Bunnies. The
intermediate line and un-weighted fly is lovely to use if you don't need
too much depth. Probably your most successful method to date.
Time
to cast off and motor up to the weir. The river mist is just starting to lift
now. As you slowly navigate the stream swans appear and disappear, dissolving
and coalescing into and out of the mist. Very dreamlike. The mallards are
definitely in a world of their own; heads tucked in and gently bobbing close
to the bank. What's to stop them drifting away downstream in their sleep,
their dreams rudely interrupted as they tip over the next weir down?!
Ten
minutes upstream and you slow the boat still further. That low rumbling sound
and the musty, organic smell of Thames water are enough to tell you that you've
arrived. Creep into the weir pool on low revs and on the opposite side to
that which you'll be fishing. The drill is to get upstream of the chosen spot
and silently drift back on the oars to the likely looking swim.
You
drop the mud-weight about 10 yards from the bank, just off the large back
eddy on the right hand side of the pool, opposite an overhanging tree. Part
of the tree fell in a couple of years ago and now creates a great holding
feature right next to the bank.
Fifteen
minutes of casting, and no response. Surprising, given it's a dream. Maybe
not. Your dream day isn't one that's too embarrassingly easy. We should, after
all, expect to work a little for our dreams.
Time
for a move.
Not
far though. Lift the mud-weight and let the stream carry the Zodiac into the
edge of the bay. About thirty-five yards across and no more than five feet
deep, the bay is heavily lined with alder and oak. In the gaps between trees
vertiginous banks make it inaccessible from shore. Drop the mud-weight just
right, keeping the boat out of the bay itself and fifteen yards from the bank.
Those pike won't have a clue.
The
sun is well up now. You can take off your hat and gloves. And the coat.
And
relax. No point rushing. You can be out all day if you like. Pour yourself
a coffee, grab a muesli bar from the bag, and settle back for a while. Let
the sun soak into your bones, and allow yourself and the boat to soak into
the landscape.
Okay,
that's enough soaking. You've a day-dream to finish.
A
fly change. Al's Eel: Alan Hanna's foam-headed-rabbit-tailed nightmare, designed
originally to be fished booby-style off a fast sinking line. But also a useful
slider/diver pattern when fished on an intermediate line.
Yep,
today you want to try and catch your first pike on the surface. Never done
that before but it's a perfect day-dream so why not? Anyway the slip-sliding
of the fly as you twitch it across the surface will be fun to watch with or
without a pike in pursuit.
Just
to the left of the boat, about 20 yards away, there's a small recess in the
bay. No more than three yards square. But it's still shaded, and bounded by
overhanging bush. How can you resist? Cast, and for once the fly goes into
the bay-within-a-bay first time; pulled there by providence, today you probably
could've done it blindfolded. Cool.
Let
the fly settle for about twenty seconds and start the retrieve. Slowly. Just
twitch it to start. Just an inch or two. You can just see the rings emanating
from the fly. The racoon zonker tail will be gently undulating now. Breathing
life into that tiny pocket of water.
Now
twitch a bit harder. Make the fly dart forward, say 6 inches. Again. Now a
long, slow-twitchy pull. Time seems to slow, and for a few seconds it feels
like someone has turned up the contrast switch. Your senses tingle and you
are aware of every ripple, every leaf, every sound. All is converging on a
single point at the end of your line.
Thinking
about it later, you imagine that you may have noticed the water behind
the fly just rock a little in the nanosecond before the bay-within-a-bay
exploded.
God!
Did a dog just jump in? Involuntarily you pull hard with your line-hand, at
the same time sweeping the rod low and firmly to the right. Thump! It's there.
Pull with the line hand again. And again. Keep stripping in line 'til you
feel that positive head-shake that tells you that you're firmly attached to
your first ever, bull-dogging, cart-wheeling, surface-feeding pike. Now that's
fantastic isn't it?
Without
touching the fish you slip the barbless hook from the scissors of possibly
the most welcome four-pound pike ever to enter a day dream.
Another
fifteen minutes with the slider produces nothing more, convincing you that
the remaining pike in the bay aren't up for looking up today. There are more
fish to be had from this spot, though, on this day of days.
So
change tactics. Snip off the Al's Eel and knot on a red and white Conker.
All your pike flies get tied to American Fishing Wire's Surflon Ultra 17lb
wire. A surgeon's loop at one end of the wire interlocks with a 15lb mono
cast. You tie all your lures on with a non-slip loop knot which allows the
fly maximum movement.
First
cast with the new fly goes back into the bay-within-a-bay. Let the fly sink
a couple of feet. The water is clear, your dream Thames conditions, so you
can still see the fly as you twitch it back with sharp eight-inch pulls. You
can still see the fly on the fifth pull when a two-foot yellow-green flashing
banana arches out of nowhere and engulfs it. An especially long pull with
your line hand sets the hook, and you hang on as the second pike of the day
circles the boat, miraculously missing the anchor rope on several occasions
before you get a hand to it. Two casts later and there's an almost exact repeat
performance from a spot no more than six feet from the first. Ahh, can life
get any better?
In
a moment of pure Walt Disney, the birds seem to be singing just for you and
you can't stop yourself grinning stupidly. Thing is, even Walt wouldn't have
been so cheesy as to script the next bit.
Switching
to a black and yellow conker, you start searching the rest of the bay. Now,
as the sun hits the water you lose sight of the fly so you're relying on feel
alone. Half-way in the fly stops dead.
When
you first started pike fly fishing you'd have thought this was weed, but now
the auto-response is to give a short strip-strike, and another, and another.
It's not until the third pull on the line that you feel the sullen head shake
which signals it's fauna and not flora that's grabbed the fly.
This
one does feel excitingly different though. No three-pounder tugging-and-sprinting
this time. Just a heavy weight slowly submarining around the bay. The
eight-weight is locked over nicely, just as it was designed to.
With
three- and four-pounders, once they are next to the boat an eight-weight
will easily bring the fish into view. With this one however it circles
the boat at least three times before you can coax it to within two feet
of the surface. Whoa, that's a nice one! If it doesn't chuck the hook
it'll be the biggest thing you've ever had on a fly rod.
It's
not ready yet though, powering off under heavy palm pressure towards some
rather alarming looking tree roots. You lower the rod slightly to bring the
full power of the rod butt to bear on the fish and increase the palm pressure
still further. Those people who think you can't tackle big fish on a fly rod
should see this. With confidence in your tackle - a strong leader and decent
hooks - you can put amazing pressure on fish. It certainly works in this case
and the fish glides round in a nice arc back to the boat. Beaten!
On
with the glove and out it comes. A round of applause emanates from behind
you. You'd been so focused on the fish that you didn't notice the pleasure
cruiser arrive on the far side of the weir. Another early riser, on his way
upstream to Oxford perhaps.
The
hook, although well back in the fish's throat, pops out easily and you quickly
slip her into the weigh-sling. Thirteen pounds exactly. Not only your biggest
fly-rod fish, your biggest pike ever! Long and lean, this one will probably
be nearer sixteen pounds later in the season. A couple of snaps with the camera
and back she goes.
And
there really is no point in going on is there? There's a moment in every dream
day where to catch any more would blunt the pleasures of that which has gone
before. It's tempting to take more than you need, but like alcohol, it's intoxicating
- you know you'll regret it in the morning. "Firsts" and "biggests"
should be savoured for what they are. Don't lose that sense of joy in the
headlong rush to the next landmark. So still grinning you stow the rods, and
after a last celebratory coffee you up-anchor and head home. In time for lunch
on this day-dream dream-day.
But
who needs day-dreams when reality is as good as this?
© William Shaw 2002
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